My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
Just take in that J.K Rowling could have left it at The Deathly Hallows and she didn’t have to make Pottermore or anything she didn’t even have to write an epilogue or anything but she CHOSE to and she CHOSE to write these articles not for money or anything, like she’s literally writing fanfiction about her own story and that’s how cool she is so if you don’t like JK Rowling goodbye because she is actually amazing
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
when ur crush likes someone else but u still wanna be cool and happy for them